Tuesday, 29 March 2016

PARDON STORY ON SOCIAL SITE

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say: 'My Darling'.

But at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).

But at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.

Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.

Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"

And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, "Pardon?"

Monday, 28 March 2016

Lady and her snake

As popular on whatsapp


She Slept With Her Snake And Then The Vet Told Her Something Shocking

This is a true story about a woman from India who lived in the Middle Ages and had a pet snake, python, which she loved so much. The snake was 4 meters long and looked healthy. However, one day her unusual pet just stopped eating.

This lack of appetite in the snake continued over a few weeks. The desperate woman tried everything she could and offered anything that a snake would like to strangle and eat. Nothing worked, and finally the woman took her loving pet to the veterinarian as a last resort.

The vet listened to the woman carefully and asked, “Does your snake sleep with you at night, wrap around you closely and spread out throughout its length?”

The woman was surprised and with a lot of hope she said, “Yes! Yes! It does it every day and it makes me so sad because I see something asking of me, and I cannot help it feel better.”

Then, the vet said something shocking and most unexpected. “Madam, your pet is not sick; it is just preparing to eat you.” Yes, the python wasn’t sick but it has been preparing to eat her instead!

“Every time, it is creeping and “hugging” you, wrapping around your body, it is checking size to weigh how a great meal you are and how it must be prepared before the attack. And yes, it does not eat, in order to have enough space to digest you more easily,” the vet said.

This story comes with a moral – Even people close to you, whom you are very affectionate with, can, have mean intentions. You need to identify the snake around you and their true intent. Hugs and kisses are not always honest.

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

Friday, 18 March 2016

Vitamin F

On whatsapp

VITAMIN F

(I loved this and want to share it with you.)

Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character ? How can I get along with them all?              

I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of me.

* With one of them I am polite.

* I joke with another friend.

* I sit down and talk about serious matters with one.

* With another I laugh a lot.

* I may have a drink with one.

* I listen to one friend's problems.

* Then I listen to another one's advice for me.

My friends are all like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. When completed they form a treasure Box !!! We all pray for each other.

Even Doctors tell us that friends are good for our health.

Dr. Oz calls them Vitamin F (for Friends) and counts the benefits of friends as essential to our well being.      

Research shows that people in strong social circles have less risk of depression and terminal strokes.  If you enjoy Vitamin F constantly you can be up to 30 years younger than your real age. 

The warmth of friendship stops stress and even in your most intense moments it decreases the chance of a cardiac arrest or stroke by 50%.

I'm so happy that I have a such a huge stock of Vitamin F����
 
(Thank you for being one of my Vitamins!)

Create ...don't compare life

As received on whatsapp

A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure. What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent to run errands with his boss's car.
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Rosemary nagged  her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him for not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work. What Rosemary didn't know that Jane's husband car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside.
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Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled within for seeing the 3 lovely kids of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years. What she didn't know was that one of those kids who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted.
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Life does not have a universal measuring tool so create yours and use it.  Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better. If you knew the sort of load the chameleon carried, you would'nt ask why it takes those gentle strides. Enjoy what you have.
Gud morning

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

"अगर तुम्हें किसी को संतरा देना हो, तो क्या बोलोगे...?

As received on whatsapp on 17/03/2016【  एल.एल.बी. की पढ़ाई  】

प्रोफेसर :  "अगर तुम्हें किसी को संतरा देना हो, तो क्या बोलोगे...?

छात्र : "ये संतरा लो...।

प्रोफेसर : नहीं...

एक वकील की तरह बोलो...।

छात्र : मैं हेतराम पुत्र चेतराम निवासी गाँव शिकारपुर, यू०पी० एतद् द्वारा,

अपनी पूरी रुचि व होशो-हवास में और बिना किसी के डर एवंम दबाव में
आए

इस फल, जो कि संतरा कहलाता है,

और जिस पर मैं पूरा मालिकाना हक़ रखता हूँ,

को उसके छिलके, रस, गूदे और बीज सहित आपको देता हूँ

और इसके साथ ही आपको इस बात सम्पूर्ण व बिना शर्त अधिकार भी देता हूँ कि

आप इसे काटने, छीलने, फ्रिज में रखने या खाने के लिये पूरी तरह स्वतंत्र हैं...।

आप यह अधिकार भी रखेंगे कि

आप किसी भी अन्य व्यक्ति को यह फल

इसके छिलके, रस, गूदे और बीज के बिना या उसके साथ दे सकते
हैं..।

मैं घोषणा करता हूं कि

आज से पहले इस संतरे से संबंधित किसी भी प्रकार के वाद विवाद, झगड़े की समस्त जिम्मेदारी मेरी है

और आज के बाद मेरा किसी भी प्रकार से इस संतरे से कोई सम्बन्ध नहीं रह जाएगा...।

प्रोफेसर : प्रभु आपके चरण कहाँ हैं...?

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

onsocialsites: Why I need MONEY

onsocialsites: Why I need MONEY

Why I need MONEY

I NEED MONEY,
For those,
Whom I adore.
For those wants,
Which are now my needs.
I NEED MONEY,
For the pain,
Which bring tears in my eyes,
For the smile,
Which is miles away.
I NEED MONEY,
For those faces,
Who want to deface me.
For the fame,
Which want to defame me.
I NEED MONEY,
To unshackles the shackles,
Which are holding me.
To do what I can,
But I can't.
I NEED MONEY,
To end the self-imposed,
Solitary confinement,
To unleash

                                                                         Often I say that,

                                                                        ''They do'nt have peace, I do'nt have Money.''

                                                                        ''I hate Money but I need Money.''

                                                                        ''I do'nt know what Money can buy,
                                                                        But I know what is for sale,
                                                                        When you do'nt have any,''

                                                                         ''Money is an evil in veil,
                                                                           And we have to live this evil.''

From
www.ownmyviews.blogspot.com




Thursday, 3 March 2016

Lost in your thoughts

Lost in your thoughts, 

Feast of your sight

Beauty bestowed,

What my eyes saw once,

Still wandering, 

In streets,

Searching the streaks, 

Which you left behind, 

Often visiting the shore,

Where you danced before, 

In rain,

Treading softly on pebbles,

Flunged by waves, 

Dripping pearls draped in white; 

Murmurs of you;

Still echoes in my mind,

Everynight

From the window ajar;of Time and space,

Saw you descending like a fairy,

In moonlit night,

On the floor of my heart,

Beat of my heart;when it beat for you first,

Still  vibrant in memories,

Years gone as time flies,

Nice smiles on your face,

Still surface like before,

I seek you; crave for you,

That graceful caress, 

Gentle touch of you; dawn melting in dusk,

Still tickle me within,and;

Trickle all love have for you,

The chill of your touch; descent of love,

Sweeping curves,wish to surf,

In memories fresh, 

Still you come , 

To share my dreams,and;

Ease pains whicheverynight separation weave.

www.ownmyviews.blogspot.com

Sandeep khosla














Two stories

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Kaizen Story: Tiger in the toilet

Once a stranded tiger entered the washroom in a corporate office and hid in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom through the day, the tiger was afraid to come out. Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him. This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance. Since nothing untoward happened, the tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him. This man was the General Manager of the organization. Still, nobody worried over his disappearance (Some people even happy that he was not seen in the office).

Next day, the tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization. Again nothing happened. The tiger was very happy and decided that this was the perfect place for him to live. The very next day the happy tiger caught a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand. The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea supplier in the office.

Moral of the story:

It is not the position, but our usefulness to others that makes us lovable and respectable.

Acknowledgement: From the book “Tiger in the toilet” by K. Ajayakumar
Gud morning

THE SECOND STORY

A  C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

The jet Pilot decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”  
And promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a
steep climb.

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke
the sound barrier.  
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought
of that? 

The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said,
“What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”

The C-130 pilot chuckled.
“I stood up, stretched my legs, walked  to the back,
used the toilet,  then got a cup of coffee and a  cinnamon roll.”

When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older & smarter -  
comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!
it's called
S O S.  
Slower, Older and Smarter....

To all friends approaching  the S O S  category
����

A little love story

A LITTLE LOVE-STORY
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 :-)
TITLED
"HIEROS GAMOS"
THE GREEK NAME FOR THE HOLY MARRIAGE BETWEEN SPIRIT & MATTER -

"FROM NOW ON, ETERNALLY & INFINITELY, WE WILL BE ONE ! ! !" SPIRIT PROPOSES TO THE RESURRECTED & PURIFIED SOUL -

NO MORE SEPARATION BETWEEN THE TWO LOVERS -
&
THE FRUIT OF THEIR LOVE :

THE IMMORTAL LOVELIGHT CHILD:

Y O U . . . . . . & I T - A L L . . . .

&
IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED ! ! !  

:-))))))))))))) <3 <3 (((((((((((((-:

delicious chicken

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Four brothers left home for college, and they became
successful doctors and lawyers.

One evening, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able
to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida .

The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."

The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible
and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well.
I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible.
It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute
$50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it.
Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.
After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.

She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room,
but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered,
so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people,
but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind.
I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious! Thank you so much." 😂😂

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

lovely 3rd march on whatsapp

[7:40AM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: 🌳
मृत्यु के बाद भी पुण्य कमाने के 7 (सात) आसान उपाय ।

.🔜 (1)= किसी को धार्मिक ग्रन्थ भैंट करे जब भी कोई उसका पाठ करेगा आप को पुण्य मिलेगा ।

🔜(2)= एक व्हीलचेयर किसी अस्पताल मे दान करे जब भी कोई मरीज उसका उपयोग करेगा पुण्य आपको मिलेगा।

श🔜(3)= किसी अन्नक्षेत्र के लिये मासिक ब्याज वाली एफ. डी बनवादे जब भी उसकी ब्याज से कोई भोजन करेगा आपको पुण्य मिलेगा

🔜 (4)=किसी पब्लिक प्लेस पर वाटर कूलर लगवाएँ हमेशा पुण्य मिलेगा।

🔜(5)= किसी अनाथ को शिक्षित करो वह और उसकी पीढ़ियाँ भी आपको दुआ देगी तो आपको पुण्य मिलेगा।
याद रहे औलाद तो अपना हक समझती है जरा भी कमी रह जाय तो मरणोपराँत भी गाली देती है कि हमारे लिये किया ही क्या।

🔜(6)= अपनी औलाद को परोपकारी बना सके तो सदैव पुण्य मिलता रहेगा।

🔜( 7)= सबसे आसान है कि आप ये बाते औरों को बताये किसी एक ने भी अमल किया तो आपको पुण्य मिलेगा..... , जन्नत में आप के नाम के पुण्य के 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳 लगते रहेगे और आपको 🍎 मिलते रहेंगे इसलिये रुकिये नही निरंतर लगे रहिये....................................................
[8:48AM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: तुम्हें आता तो है हूनर मेरी खामोशी पढ़ने का
यह अलग बात है कि जवाब से किनारा करते हो ।।
[8:48AM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: शहर में हर शख्स ने वसीयत में शराफत पायी है..मैं हैरान हूँ सोचकर कि ये बेईमानी कहाँ से आई है..🤔
[8:48AM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: ना हम रहे दिल लगाने के क़ाबिल,
ना दिल रहा गम उठाने के क़ाबिल,
लगा उसकी यादों से जो ज़ख़्म दिल पर,
ना छोड़ा उस ने मुस्कुराने के क़ाबिल.
[8:48AM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: शायरी करना भी तो एक नेकी का काम है,,,,
कितने बिछड़े हुए लफ़्जो को मिला देता हूँ...!!
[12:08PM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: Today's Joke

पत्नी: आप बहुत भोले हैं... आपको कोई भी बेवकूफ बना देता है


पति: शुरुआत तो तेरे बाप ने की थी .😜😜😜
[2:08PM, 02/03/2016] ‪+91 99885 00848‬: पति : कहाँ गयी थी??

पत्नी : रक्तदान करने…

पति : पीती थी तब तक तो ठीक था, अब बेचने भी लगी..!
😜😝😁😂
[8:29AM, 03/03/2016] +918528913108: अयोध्या से वापस आने पर मां कौशल्या ने पूछा...
"रावण" को मार दिया ?

 भगवन श्रीराम ने सुन्दर जवाब दिया...

महाज्ञानी, महाप्रतापी, महाबलशाली, प्रखंड पंडित, महा शिवभक्त, चारो वेदो के ज्ञाता, शिव ताण्डवस्त्रोत के रचयिता लंकेश को मैंने नहीं मारा,

उसे "मै" ने मारा है।
[8:54AM, 03/03/2016] +918528913108: कमबल और रजाई को
                  अब कर दो माफ,
कूलर और ए.सी.को
                 अब कर लो साफ,
पसीना छूटेगा अब
                     दिन और रात,
दोनों वक्त नहाने से ही अब
                     बनेगी बात,
अपनी Nature में भी
                     रखना नरमी,
मेरी तरफ से आप सभी को
              'Happy Garmi'
          🙉🙈🙊😜😜
[8:54AM, 03/03/2016] +918528913108: रण बीच चौकड़ी भर-भर कर
चेतक बन गया निराला था
राणाप्रताप के घोड़े से
पड़ गया हवा का पाला था

जो तनिक हवा से बाग हिली
लेकर सवार उड़ जाता था
राणा की पुतली फिरी नहीं
तब तक चेतक मुड़ जाता था

गिरता न कभी चेतक तन पर
राणाप्रताप का कोड़ा था
वह दौड़ रहा अरिमस्तक[1] पर
वह आसमान का घोड़ा था

था यहीं रहा अब यहाँ नहीं
वह वहीं रहा था यहाँ नहीं
थी जगह न कोई जहाँ नहीं
किस अरिमस्तक पर कहाँ नहीं

निर्भीक गया वह ढालों में
सरपट दौडा करबालों में
फँस गया शत्रु की चालों में

बढ़ते नद-सा वह लहर गया
फिर गया गया फिर ठहर गया
विकराल वज्रमय बादल-सा
अरि[2] की सेना पर घहर गया

भाला गिर गया गिरा निसंग
हय[3] टापों से खन गया अंग
बैरी समाज रह गया दंग
घोड़े का ऐसा देख रंग
[8:54AM, 03/03/2016] +918528913108: हठ कर बैठा चाँद एक दिन माता से यह बोला

सिलवा दो माँ मुझे उन का मोटा एक झिंगोला
सन सन करती हवा रात भर जड़े में मरता हूँ
ठिठुर ठिठुर कर किसी तरह यात्रा पूरी करता हूँ
आसमान का सफ़र और यह मौसम है जाड़े का
न हो अगर तो ला दो मुझको कुर्ता ही भाड़े का
बच्चे की सुन बात कहा माता ने अरे सलोने
कुशल करे भगवान लगे मत तुझको जादू टोने
जाड़े की तो बात ठीक है पर मैं तो डरती हूँ
एक नाप में कभी नहीं तुझको देखा करती हूँ
कभी एक अंगुल भर चौड़ा कभी एक फुट मोटा
बड़ा किसी दिन हो जाता है और किसी दिन छोटा
घटता बढ़ता रोज किसी दिन ऐसा भी करता है
नहीं किसी की भी आँखों को दिखलाई पड़ता है
अब तू यही बता नाप तेरा किस रोज लिवायें?
सी दें एक झिंगोला जो हर रोज बदन में आए
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थी अभी एक बूँद कुछ आगे बढ़ी।।
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